Thursday, 23 January 2014

DAY 67 - Simmer down Francis


Sarah took her day off today, feeling really tired and low on energy, which we concluded to be the result of not getting enough iron, so to fix that, it was officially decided to postpone our complete vegetarianism until further notice and to go into Pahoa to stuff our faces with some meat (I wasn’t really feeling the iron-deficiency but hey, it’s important to be careful about these things…) The guy we hitchhiked with whole-heartedly agreed and in the process told us a lot of unsavoury facts about a bunch of the restaurants in Pahoa, which made us then decide to have some food from the buffet at the Health Food Store instead – chicken, turkey balls, beef and fish were all had, and topped off with a ridiculously rich chocolate cake that made me quite unable to breathe afterwards, and all the while two guys were having an intense spiritual moment right behind us which was quite distracting. 

The plan for tonight was to have a movie night at our place with the crew (an original idea of Stephen’s, of course) and we had been asked to get more popcorn for this purpose, making our next port of call the nearby 7-eleven where we promptly got propositioned by an old white guy in a fishy-smelly car in the car park. After getting the popcorn and fleeing the site hastily we went to hitchhike back and were thankfully picked soon by an elderly man called Michael. He showed us some photographs he had just received from a client (he’s a chiropractor), beautiful vintage shots of Marilyn Monroe and other fifties babes, that immediately enticed Sarah and led her to ask about meeting the generous giver, a photographer called Kornelius Schorle. To get in touch about that, Michael handed us his own business card – and we immediately recognized it as identical to a business card I’d been given last Wednesday at Uncle Roberts by a young blonde guy called David I was having an intense debate about smoking with then, and as it turns out, he is Michael’s son. After clearing that up, Michael invited us to come back with him to his house that was on the way and check out some more of the photographers work and meeting David, which we gladly did. 

After getting a thorough tour of the completed works of Schorle’s that Michael had plastered his entire house with, he offered to give us a small free chiropractic session which was utterly unlike anything I’ve ever experienced – he pressed down on various parts of the body while asking me to move my arm and then based on that tackled various spots with a weird little thing called ‘the activator’ or something, (which at points just felt like being shot on the bum multiple times with a staple gun) and he ended the entire affair by violently snapping my neck in a way that sounded like he broke a whole bunch of vertebrae but actually felt quite good afterwards. Michael, ever the matchmaker, asked David to drive us the rest of the way to our house, and we spontaneously invited him to the movie night with us. Interrupted only by a small beer explosion incident in the car we made it back alright and walked right into the very official meeting on which movie we would be watching – after what felt like hours of discussion and voting we finally settled on ‘Legends of the Fall’ and all went up to the ‘Yoga Hale’ where we all squeezed in on a single mattress and tried to all be able to see the movie on Stephen’s tiny laptop. The movie itself was rather all over the place but made bearable by everyone’s constant commentary (although Mick really needs to calm down his rather lad-ish humour sometimes) and not long after we then went to bed.

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