Tuesday, 24 December 2013

DAY 37 - The cherry on top of everything that is wrong with my life

Christmas eve morning started with the sad news that Diwali had not made it through the night and had, as our reincarnation-loving host put it, ‘left her body’ in the morning. Comforting a teary-eyed Judy as well as finding a dead mouse on our kitchen floor did not make for a happy start to the day.

Shine on, you beautiful soul.
I had a Skype conversation with my family in distant Geneva who were having a lovely homely Christmas eve with fireplace and Christmas tree and I got a bit homesick and depressed, desperately trying to obtain the slightest bit of German Christmas atmosphere by playing a Thomanerchor playlist on Youtube, even though songs like ‘Leise rieselt der Schnee’ were not in the least bit appropriate to the Hawaiian weather. We were busy for a while with the usual stuff, as well as having to help loading our baby’s body onto the truck to be disposed of properly, which was quite an emotional challenge. After Judy and Jai Dev came back we became aware of the fact that the glass door to Kali's room had cracked into a million pieces for no apparent reason, the glass still all contained in the frame but the continuous audible splintering noise did not sound good and we decided that we needed to get away from the farm for today because everything was a bit ominous and horrible. Despite my slight protest that this really wasn’t Christmas-Eve-like in the slightest we decided to go to Cinderland’s Taco Tuesday again and left to hitchhike shortly before nightfall. We were picked up by a guy called Bobby Black who drove us first to a supermarket and then all the way to Cinderland which was very much appreciated. Since Taco Tuesdays are an alcohol-free event we started drinking just outside the property on a little bench where we also stashed the rest and kept coming back to during the night. We also had the pleasure of using Cinderland's very own toilet tower, which was an outhouse built far too high for anyone intoxicated in any way, resulting in Sarah accidentally squishing a slug on the way up. Venturing near the kitchen we were unfortunately spotted by Satori, who was grooving around most spiritually by the fire and started drawing multiple sideways mushrooms on his shirt in an attempt to help us identify magic mushrooms before engaging us and a few nearby people into a crazy group-hand-dance-thing (words fail me when it comes to Satori). We sat by the fire to enjoy our taco, where at some point a guy came by who was spoon-feeding everyone around the fire with a mysterious mushroom-chocolate-mousse. We did not have to think twice about sampling some as well and sure enough, started having a pretty great time soon after.

Christmas in Hawaii, people.
As we were sitting on a nearby bench around the time the drum circle started winding down, we got talking to Daniel, a bald guy with a weird cloth tied over his head, about how to get home, and he sort of planted the idea in our heads not to go home at all but to sleep over at Cinderland in ‘the yoooga rooooommm….’ (he spoke at bit funnily). We were up for that but for some reason it was suggested shortly after to instead join a friend of Daniel’s named Pete, who until this point had been only broodily lurking in the shadows nearby, and to go sleep at his house, the selling point being that he had a Jacuzzi. So true to tradition we found ourselves on the back of their truck going God knows where again, with the hallucinogenic effects of the mushroom-paste kicking into full gear now. After a short drive and trudging through some bush landscape we were then introduced into the place that Pete was house-sitting, and settled in the white pristine living room. It turned out soon that the Jacuzzi had recently been cleaned somehow and the remaining chemicals were preventing us from using it, which I think at this point neither Sarah or I were very sad about. (Pete was pretty great. Daniel, who was paired up with the unfortunate Sarah by default, was not.) We hung out for a long while and experienced quite a range of happenings, like sitting outside on a huge swing with Chihuahuas running between our feet or engaging in a four-way ‘back-rub train’ (as Daniel called it). At some point though we were all tired and Sarah and I settled on the living room couch to sleep, with Daniel not letting our clear disapproval stop him from joining us there and spooning Sarah to the point that she had to flee to a different couch in the morning. Merry Christmas!

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